Maybe I need to stop being so belligerent to my profs.
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages